is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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