the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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