Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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