4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
well you can't waste a boner
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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