Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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