Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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