Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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