Whoa Z and x make the same sound
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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