Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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