Me too!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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