i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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