Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We had sex on a dog bed..
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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