that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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