guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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