Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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