You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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