We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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