in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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