I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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