I molested 6 butterflies tonight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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