Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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