Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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