Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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