Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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