I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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