oh god the rape fog is back!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Two words: nipple clamps
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