Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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