she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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