We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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