Quick, to the slutcave!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I need a hoe opinion
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