i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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