is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I had to cum in my sink.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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