Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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