I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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