Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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