idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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