addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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