me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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