I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize