Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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