talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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