Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
babies were throwing up all over the place
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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