exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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