I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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