I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
