and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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