Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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