i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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