We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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