Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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