I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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