It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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