I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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