Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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